Daily funny pics & videos

Sassy animals. Relatable misery. Zero apologies.

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Good morning. Be patient with yourself — all flowers blossom at different times.

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My cat doesn’t have an attitude problem. I have a ‘leaving things on tables’ problem.

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I’m not arguing. I’m just explaining why you’re wrong… slower.

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First I drink the coffee. Then I do the things. In that order. Forever.

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Ocean’s Eleven: Suburban Edition.

Blonde woman staring intensely at an orange juice carton — Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton for over an hour? Because it said ‘CONCENTRATE.’

Tiny funeral for the weekend — My weekend had a great run. It passed away Sunday night from natural causes. Funeral at 8 AM Monday.

Calendar with every Monday circled — My diet starts Monday. It has now started 47 Mondays in a row. I’ve never been more consistent at anything.

Person in bed at 3 AM lit by phone glow — Nobody: Absolutely nobody: Me at 3 AM: Googling whether raccoons qualify as dependents.

Meal prep expectation versus midnight shredded cheese reality — Expectation: meal-prepping like an influencer. Reality: shredded cheese over the sink at midnight.

1980s kids drinking from a garden hose with bicycles — We drank from the hose, rode with no helmets, came home when the streetlights turned on. Our parents’ parenting style was ‘good luck.’

Lazy sloth on a couch holding a TV remote — Fill in the blank: I’m not lazy, I’m just on ___ mode.

Cheerful boss and deadpan employee — My boss said ‘we’re a family here.’ So I asked HR about my inheritance. We don’t talk anymore.

Grumpy old bulldog with a heating pad — My back has gone out more times than I have this year.

Smug dog sprawled across a couch cushion — What do you call a dog who steals your spot the second you stand up? The landlord.

Frazzled husband staring at his phone in horror — Marriage is just texting ‘we need to talk’ and watching someone’s soul leave their body.

Grumpy owl clutching an oversized coffee mug — I don’t do mornings. I do coffee and quiet plotting.

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Dust 'em off, ladies… it's riding season.

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I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

Pug in a business suit — Will work for treats.

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I'm not lazy. I'm on energy-saving mode.

Exhausted skeleton at a desk — Spooky season, day 1. Already exhausted.

Pug driving a concrete mixer truck — Mixing concrete and minding my business.

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My bedtime is 7pm. I'm not old, I'm efficient.

Grumpy bulldog in a bathrobe — I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

Sassy cat wearing sunglasses — I'm not lazy. I'm on energy-saving mode.

Tired owl in pajamas — My bedtime is 7pm. I'm not old, I'm efficient.